Workaholics Adam Decorating Christmas Tree

h000k-deactivated20150225 asked:

For Half Christmas, my girlfriend is giving me a lap dance to the Breaking Bad theme song. Thank you, Half Christmas.

And Ass Salad pairs well with… huh… thinking… …nothing. Nothing goes with Ass Salad. — And Ass Salad pairs well with…

huh…

thinking…

…nothing. Nothing goes with Ass Salad.

collegehumor:

We stopped working three hours ago to start celebrating #halfxmas

College Humor throws down, #HalfXmas style…

In today'sHalf Christmas Stocking Stuffer clip, the guys prep their cubicle for all sorts of mid-holiday festivities.

Looking for ways to turn your work space into to a party place? Stay tuned to the Workaholics Tumblr for tips on decoration and mood setting all this weekend as we take you one day closer to HALF CHRISTMAS!

holdmyflipper-blog-blog asked:

just wanted you guys to know that we have been planning our half-christmas shindig for a week or two. we are getting a pizza cut into the shape of a christmas tree, making homemade keg nog, and listening to a mixtape of christmas carols and the wizards. LET'S GET WEIRD... and festive!

Chupacabraj sighting. I covered my hands in sanitizer after taking this picture, let it be known. — **Chupacabraj** sighting.

I covered my hands in sanitizer after taking this picture, let it be known.

Got a real Scrooge McWork in your place of business?

Then give them a dose of holiday cheer by making them your "Sneak-ret Santa". When they get up to use the bathroom or go be a pain in someone else's face, give them the gift that keeps on giving– their own cubicle wrapped up tighter than their rear end.

We're sure that when they discover their newly decorated surroundings, they'll have an epiphany big enough to turn their Half Christmas frown upside-down. We think. We hope. For your sake.

Be sure to post your Sneak-ret Santa pics toInstagram, tagged with#HalfXmas for the chance to see them on air during Comedy Central's all-day Half Christmas party on June 25^th!

It's getting to the end of the work day… have you done as I have and turned in your OFFICIAL Half Christmas (#HalfXmas) work excuse letter to a supervisor? CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR OWN WORK EXCUSE LETTER! — It's getting to the end of the work day… have you done as I have and turned in your OFFICIAL **Half Christmas (#HalfXmas)** work excuse letter to a supervisor?

**CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR OWN WORK EXCUSE LETTER!**

Thrift store a strike out? Moths get to your winter clothes in the attic? S-O-L on H-X-M sweater options?

Then head on over to the Ultimate Ugly Christmas Sweater Store(ultimateuglychristmas.com) to get YOUR official Half Christmas sweaters and more!

johnjohnnyyjohn asked:

so I sent in a ask for the season 1 dvd about this, and now since half xmas is here and you posted the clip I feel I need to ask again. WHY DOES THE ASAIN GUY SAY ITS THE MIDDLE OF JULY?!?!